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Champagne Writing

A selection of my favourite writing – best served with a good Champagne (Or a Prosecco from Aldi)

The true horror of soft play Soft Play: The Satanic Cesspit of Despair

Winner of the June 2016 BISS (Because I said so) for Good to Know magazine. The Slow Clap

A letter to my first son on the eve of my second caesarean to have his brother – this is my most popular post to date : Dear precious first born, we have something to tell you 

Exhausted parent who needs a laugh? Read my letter to Chicco after watching their advert : Dear Chicco, about your advert 

My revenge plan : Children, in twenty years, guess who’s coming to dinner? 

A confession about how I am in love with two people : About our affair 

How love and your relationship changes after having babies : Breeding Love

A humorous look at my toddler learning to speak, with catastrophic consequences : Frogs, Cocks and Focks 

Things about having a new born that I completely forgot until my second : The New Mum Land that time forgot 

A post about being very heavily pregnant in a ruddy heat wave : Boil in the bag baby 

My dream of an idyllic soft play experience : I have a dream, of a soft play paradise 

This was chosen as a Mumsnet blog of the day and is perhaps my second most popular post to date : The Delicate politics of when your child gets walloped 

A post unveiling the real truth about baby’s first Christmas, don’t believe the hype : Ten reasons why baby’s first Christmas is a bit crap

A post about solidarity between parents : “Been There!” Don’t ever think we aren’t all in it together

Fancy a really good belly laugh? Read my Hell is a child friendly caravan holiday – NOT a review series

Part 1

Part 2 – The Swim

Part 3 – Soft Play Satanic Pit

Part 4 – The Grand Finale







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